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once there was a man named russ and russ he really liked to cuss he cussed so much his mother thought it a sin and so she decided to disown him Russ felt bad being disowned and all but he decided that it would not make him fall you see russ was an executive of bob pants enterprises they made pants of all colors and sizes russ did his job well but the stocks began to fall and russ got demoted to the cleaner of the bathroom stall this loss of his job made russ quie mad his language steadily made a turn for the bad despite this demotion russ did not stumble he cleaned out the bathroom with many a grumble then finally russ got in his mind a plan to meet the new cheif executive stan Once he met stan he would suck up so much but his plan met with a setback, for stan spoke only dutch so with a dutch-english dictionary russ picked up a few frases and with those few frases he gained many raises so now russ had money and he got the notion that if he bribed stan he could get a premotion his plan worked quite well now russ was a pantsseller he sold all the pants and all thought him a good feller so ever so slowly russ worked himself to the top but now he thought of his mother as often as not for if you've ever been disowned youll know how it feels your mother not caring if all your skin peels so he tried and he tried to clean his filthy mouth but his language still was on a turn to the south he missed his oldmother and he sank into greif and he swore and swore untill itth filth rotted his teeth in his greif russ forgot about his job and he forgot to shower and turned into a slob he did not show up at work for weeks and weeks and his house fell apart all the plumbing had leaks finally stan could stand it no more and russ lost his job to a guy named erick fore so for all of you who cant watch your language just remember this story of poor old russ gangwitch | |||||||||||||||||
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